- mom: you realize normal people don't have such strong feelings about the oxford comma
- me: THE OXFORD COMMA IS IMPORTANT
- mom: you realize this makes you a nerd
- me:
- mom:
- me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush and barack obama
- me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush, and barack obama
- me: without the comma, you are implying that george bush and barack obama are strippers
- mom:
- me:
- mom: this isn't normal
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amen.
A FUCKING MEN!
this is so fucking true and it pisses me off. Niall’s fucking perfect and always has been!
Oooh, boy… If I’m in Juvi, you’ll know why.
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