andrewhussiesbosom:

andrewhussiesbosom:

DONT CHA WISH YER GIRLFRIEND WAS HOT LIKE ME

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DONT CHA

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frejskamavor:

on a scale of fake pockets to nachos how good is your idea

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The story behind the 4th of July
  • Britain: *makes taxes for colonies*
  • Colonists:
  • Colonists:
  • Colonists: I came out here to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now.
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lilyjanescollins:

if leo gets the oscar tumblr will break

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The Unauthorized Notes of the Life of Syd