• mom: you realize normal people don't have such strong feelings about the oxford comma
  • me: THE OXFORD COMMA IS IMPORTANT
  • mom: you realize this makes you a nerd
  • me:
  • mom:
  • me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush and barack obama
  • me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush, and barack obama
  • me: without the comma, you are implying that george bush and barack obama are strippers
  • mom:
  • me:
  • mom: this isn't normal
jstparadise:


Gone all day. QUEUED.

jstparadise:

Gone all day. QUEUED.

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banfred:

me
niallliamlouisharryzaynx:

m-ondo:

spellinggivesme-payne:

niallthemessiah:

amen.

A FUCKING MEN!

this is so fucking true and it pisses me off. Niall’s fucking perfect and always has been!

Oooh, boy… If I’m in Juvi, you’ll know why.

niallliamlouisharryzaynx:

m-ondo:

spellinggivesme-payne:

niallthemessiah:

amen.

A FUCKING MEN!

this is so fucking true and it pisses me off. Niall’s fucking perfect and always has been!

Oooh, boy… If I’m in Juvi, you’ll know why.

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sincerly every potterhead in the world

sincerly every potterhead in the world

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mulaneydelray: